beedle.
We were supposed to pick out embarrassing outfits for one another.
I really can’t get enough of this. 😊

We were supposed to pick out embarrassing outfits for one another.
I really can’t get enough of this. 😊

I like my puffy eyes.

He likes me.

He likes me.

To the new manager who doesn’t like you.
To the days you missed out on the beach for work.
To the safety deposit for your gas hookups. 
To the landlord who stops paying your trash bill.
To the summer with no way to cool your house.
To the truck in your driveway that only works half the time.
To the debit card that’s stopped working.
To the empty fridge when you’re finally hungry.
To the vcr that ruins your tapes and the record player that scratches your vinyl.

To the new manager who doesn’t like you.
To the days you missed out on the beach for work.
To the safety deposit for your gas hookups.
To the landlord who stops paying your trash bill.
To the summer with no way to cool your house.
To the truck in your driveway that only works half the time.
To the debit card that’s stopped working.
To the empty fridge when you’re finally hungry.
To the vcr that ruins your tapes and the record player that scratches your vinyl.

I just want to have sex with my boyfriend and watch harry potter.

You aren’t neat ms. fish