He likes me.
To the new manager who doesn’t like you.
To the days you missed out on the beach for work.
To the safety deposit for your gas hookups.
To the landlord who stops paying your trash bill.
To the summer with no way to cool your house.
To the truck in your driveway that only works half the time.
To the debit card that’s stopped working.
To the empty fridge when you’re finally hungry.
To the vcr that ruins your tapes and the record player that scratches your vinyl.