You aren’t neat ms. fish

TOP SCREEN: his
BOTTOM SCREEN: mine

oh bard, i miss you.

give a girl blonde hair and the next thing you know, she never brushes it again.

Making Harvard graduates
Feel childish when they laugh at it.
Climb the rungs to kingdom come.
Sour Patch to acid tongue.
Are you opposed to having fun?

humans.

“There is no exquisite beauty… without some strangeness in the proportion.”

(:

baby’s snake (:

Building trust takes time. All structure must start with foundation, and communication is the cornerstone of foundation.

The gods envy us

If you were to say to the grown-ups: “I saw a beautiful house made of rosy brick, with geraniums in the windows and doves on the roof,” they would not be able to get any idea of that house at all. You would have to say to them: “I saw a house that cost $20,000.” Then they would exclaim: “Oh, what a pretty house that is!”